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30 in 30, Day 19: Celebrity Crush Power-Rankings and Why It’s Not Sexist

As we enter the time of year where friends are drawn near, loved ones are cherished, and family is still taken for granted, just slightly less so, I felt it would be a good time to mix in some good, ol’ fashioned chauvinism and rank my top celebrity  objects  crushes.  Disclaimer: these rankings are totally subjective to me and my personal preferences, and are in no way a reflection of my value of women or relationships as a whole. Considerations include, but are not limited to: attractiveness (both physical attractiveness and whatever sort of mental/personality/emotional attractiveness I assign them based on tv/radio/print or fabricated interviews), career sustainability, drug use (or in particular, the lack thereof), chances that said crush would sleep with me, potential parenting skills, hotness (different from attractiveness), industry cred, proximity in age (sort of), chances that said crush wouldn’t sleep with me, predicted fidelity, and likelihood she won’t randomly go batshit crazy at some point (at least relative to most women, since there’s no such thing as women who don’t have at least some chance of randomly going batshit crazy at some point).
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30 in 30, Day 8: Pregaming Episode 2

For those of you who enjoyed last week’s premiere edition of the official Heveron Bros. sports podcast: Pregaming with Dustin & Jared, you will probably love this week’s even Heveronier, more jam-packed version! For those who hated last week’s pod, you will probably hate this one as well. But sometime’s there’s just no pleasing you. You know who you are. I’m looking at you, Mariah. (Call me back).

Listen to the pod on my personal website which looks like it was made by an eighth-grader here.

Or subscribe to Pregaming in the slightly-more-professional-feeling iTunes podcast center here.

As always you can join in the action by commenting what you liked/disliked on the blog, or via my twitter (@ocdustino) or carrier-pigeon, whichever you prefer.

Cheers,
Dustin

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