• Laughter is the best medicine…but it’s also the best weapon.
• Dressing in drag can get you out of most problems, but will typically create many more in its place.
• Carrot juice is pretty damn good.
• If you’re the right combo of funny and cocky, you’re unstoppable — even the people that hate you will like you.
• Never underestimate the power of a well-executed musical number.