So you probably know me a little (it’s unlikely you found this site without me shoving it in your face via facebook, twitter, etc.)…but clearly you want to know me a lot (why else check out this section?). The life story is simple: born in California twenty-some years ago, lived in Cali, Michigan, Arizona, Tennessee, Ohio and then back to California. I graduated high school convincingly enough for them to admit me into a college that prided itself mainly on late-night access to fresh doughnuts and a football team whose kicker was also a tuba player in the marching band. After college I secured an impressive “grown up” job with great perks, great pay, and great connections that would set me up with a career I could be successful in for the next 40 years. However, I quit this job 38 years early and moved to Los Angeles to be an actor/writer/improviser/entertainer (translation: bartender), find the girl of my dreams, and buy land. While I wait on those items to pan out, I’m adjusting to life as a poor bastard with rich tastes, and, on rare occasion, traveling the country with touring musicians House of Heroes and/or Twenty One Pilots — all while trying to win the lottery without buying tickets. My hobbies include Red Lobster’s Endless ShrimpFest, Olive Garden’s Never-Ending Pasta Bowl, and AT&T’s Unlimited Texting. I once spent an outdoorsy weekend camping with Jesus, and we’ve been great friends ever since. So now you know. And knowing is half the battle. G.I. JOOOOOOE!
Like what I read…although I started with your LONG entry and didn’t quite make it through. I like the style though and interested in what you have coming.
I stumbled upon your blog from a different blog that follows yours. I really enjoy your writing style and wanted to follow it. However, I have no clue how because we have blogs from seperate hosts. Go ahead, I know the blonde jokes are soon to follow that last statement. (That’s vaild. I am, in fact, a blonde. Haha) Anyhow, check out my blog if you feel compelled to do so.
Of course, to make myself seem as incompetent and more blonde than ever, I completely messed up the link to my blog. It’s thehayleyeffect.blogspot.com
Hi, nice to meet you !
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I love you. In a bad way.
Here’s are a few thoughts: I like that at the end of your “about me” section, everything you mention implies eternity. this is also why you are a hopeless romantic because you desire for good to go on forever, but because Jesus kicks your ass, he shall kicketh it forever in the paradise of heaven. therefore you are a hopeful romantic. i also wanted to add that i think i am one of your 13 if not 3. probs the one who got away. my last thought is that you have the ability to make me laugh like few do, and I STILL cannot get over the hermaphrodite reference. i hope you make some more!
I stumble upon you because of Josh, but stayed because of how hilarious you are! I know that anytime I check your twit posts I am bound to have a laugh, and then tell my sister who will laugh out of an ‘I love you and pretend to like this but do not really care’ way!
Best of luck!
haha thanks a ton, that’s super nice of you to say and I appreciate it…and don’t worry, we’ll win your sister over eventually! ;)
Just wondering why and who is lying what you want