So you probably know me a little (it’s unlikely you found this site without me shoving it in your face via facebook, twitter, etc.)…but clearly you want to know me a lot (why else check out this section?). The life story is simple: born in California twenty-some years ago, lived in Cali, Michigan, Arizona, Tennessee, Ohio and then back to California. I graduated high school convincingly enough for them to admit me into a college that prided itself mainly on late-night access to fresh doughnuts and a football team whose kicker was also a tuba player in the marching band. After college I secured an impressive “grown up” job with great perks, great pay, and great connections that would set me up with a career I could be successful in for the next 40 years. However, I quit this job 38 years early and moved to Los Angeles to be an actor/writer/improviser/entertainer (translation: bartender), find the girl of my dreams, and buy land. While I wait on those items to pan out, I’m adjusting to life as a poor bastard with rich tastes, and, on rare occasion, traveling the country with touring musicians House of Heroes and/or Twenty One Pilots — all while trying to win the lottery without buying tickets. My hobbies include Red Lobster’s Endless ShrimpFest, Olive Garden’s Never-Ending Pasta Bowl, and AT&T’s Unlimited Texting. I once spent an outdoorsy weekend camping with Jesus, and we’ve been great friends ever since. So now you know. And knowing is half the battle. G.I. JOOOOOOE!