So you probably know me a little (it’s unlikely you found this site without me shoving it in your face via facebook, twitter, etc.)…but clearly you want to know me a lot (why else check out this section?). The life story is simple: born in California twenty-some years ago, lived in Cali, Michigan, Arizona, Tennessee, Ohio and then back to California. I graduated high school convincingly enough for them to admit me into a college that prided itself mainly on late-night access to fresh doughnuts and a football team whose kicker was also a tuba player in the marching band. After college I secured an impressive “grown up” job with great perks, great pay, and great connections that would set me up with a career I could be successful in for the next 40 years.  However, I quit this job 38 years early and moved to Los Angeles to be an actor/writer/improviser/entertainer (translation: bartender), find the girl of my dreams, and buy land. While I wait on those items to pan out, I’m adjusting to life as a poor bastard with rich tastes, and, on rare occasion, traveling the country with touring musicians House of Heroes and/or Twenty One Pilots — all while trying to win the lottery without buying tickets. My hobbies include Red Lobster’s Endless ShrimpFest, Olive Garden’s Never-Ending Pasta Bowl, and AT&T’s Unlimited Texting. I once spent an outdoorsy weekend camping with Jesus, and we’ve been great friends ever since. So now you know. And knowing is half the battle. G.I. JOOOOOOE!


future mugshot.

Dustin Heveron: go-getter.


10 thoughts on “Dustin…Who?

  1. Simon Tooley says:

    Like what I read…although I started with your LONG entry and didn’t quite make it through. I like the style though and interested in what you have coming.

  2. Hayley says:

    I stumbled upon your blog from a different blog that follows yours. I really enjoy your writing style and wanted to follow it. However, I have no clue how because we have blogs from seperate hosts. Go ahead, I know the blonde jokes are soon to follow that last statement. (That’s vaild. I am, in fact, a blonde. Haha) Anyhow, check out my blog if you feel compelled to do so.

  3. Hayley says:

    Of course, to make myself seem as incompetent and more blonde than ever, I completely messed up the link to my blog. It’s thehayleyeffect.blogspot.com

  4. ReadersHeaven says:

    Hi, nice to meet you !

  5. John Tucci says:

    I love you. In a bad way.

  6. Lauren Lett says:

    Here’s are a few thoughts: I like that at the end of your “about me” section, everything you mention implies eternity. this is also why you are a hopeless romantic because you desire for good to go on forever, but because Jesus kicks your ass, he shall kicketh it forever in the paradise of heaven. therefore you are a hopeful romantic. i also wanted to add that i think i am one of your 13 if not 3. probs the one who got away. my last thought is that you have the ability to make me laugh like few do, and I STILL cannot get over the hermaphrodite reference. i hope you make some more!

  7. Sierra says:

    I stumble upon you because of Josh, but stayed because of how hilarious you are! I know that anytime I check your twit posts I am bound to have a laugh, and then tell my sister who will laugh out of an ‘I love you and pretend to like this but do not really care’ way!
    Best of luck!

  8. D says:

    Just wondering why and who is lying what you want

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